欲望沐浴：继母与姨妈

宋真宗晚年，青春年少的包拯和好友公孙策，一同破获一起尘封多年冤案。女主角月亮十多年前，全家被奸人所害，为了翻案，打听到传闻中阴阳镜能断是非真假，于是去墓地盗取，结果触碰机关导致展昭被困，为了将其解救，必须破解地穴里的各种机关算术。一筹莫展的月亮刚好遇到聪慧过人的包拯，巧设伎俩利用鬼怪传说，想引包拯去地穴救展昭。但包拯心中秉持正义、公平，从不相信鬼怪传说，救出展昭后，月亮拿到阴阳镜后，坦白自己一家遭奸人所害的事实，凶手还在逍遥法外。为了翻案包拯，利用阴阳镜的传说，使得案件重演，凶手心绪恐惧坦白从宽，认罪伏法。从此，年少的包拯一举成名，所代表的公平、公正和正义的形象，慢慢被民众熟知，被民众所拥戴。

 7th century Arabia. A time of feuding tribes vying for power and supremacy. Courageous Princess Hind (Aiysha Hart) refuses to serve as concubine to the merciless Sassanid Emperor Kisra (Sir Ben Kingsley). Escaping with her father King Numan into the vast and unforgiving desert, Hind is pursued by Kisra’s mercenary and his bloodthirsty troops. Father and daughter are forced to trust a mysterious bandit (Anthony Mackie). Against all odds, Hind unites the fractious tribes against the powerful invading military of the Sassanid Empire. In an epic showdown, the Battle of Ze Qar will forever change the Arabian Peninsula and echo throughout history.

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

　　自从因为太胖抓不到抢匪而登上头条，“阿康”和他三个朋友就成了泰国警界的耻辱。这四个胖警察必须在三个月内甩掉肥肉，否则就会被惩处！当美丽的尊巴舞教练“小敏”加入之后，训练变得令人兴奋。然而，抢案持续发生，一台银行运钞车被抢后损失惨重，歹徒却没有留下任何线索。四位警探必须在塑身的同时侦查犯罪，减肥期限将近，但犯案之谜却仍未解开。这几个超大条的家伙，要如何保住他们的饭碗呢？