玉蒲团之淫行无道

2.8 播放:75万 更新:2026-05-10
主演: 叶天行/

剧情简介

未央生和赛昆仑流落江湖,以淫技胡混为生。未央生在市镇无聊地游逛,下体却无故隆起狼狈不堪,赛昆仑施展恫吓手段,令未央生巨根投降,不久未央生又再无故擎起,苦恼不矣,唯有走访神医,但神医巳落入黑风寨手里。  两人男扮女装,混作女俘,送入寨中。结果被寨主夫人及姬妾识破,将两人榨干,寨主夫人并透露给寨主知,未央生之巨根实在神奇,要寨主换了“他”。  未央生被绑至神医前动手术,千钧一发之际,赛昆仑打翻房中“迟钝剂”三人趁机逃脱,返回神医住处,神医应未央生要求,为他换回原来自己的子孙根,不料神医助手说未央生的子孙根巳被他人慕名而至,高价换去,那人身下有红痣。未央生晴天霹雳,决意天涯海再也要寻回自己的“根”。

在线播放

猜你喜欢

风雪飘摇

  故事背景发生在抗日战争时期,主角郭东是一名兽医,他的妻儿惨遭日本兵杀害,从此躲到了草原边陲的一个小镇上,过着惶惶不可终日的生活。郭东的自暴自弃使得他与当地人产生许多矛盾。就在此时,一名蒙古族孕妇的生命危在旦夕,众人无奈之下求助郭东,郭东在新生命的洗礼和蒙古族战士的感染下,重新明白了"英雄"的意义,完成了自我救赎。

等待方舟

  Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.  Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?  n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.  What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.  On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.  One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.  Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

太空生活

  在一艘飞往黑洞的宇宙飞船上,一群被判死刑的罪犯被赋予太空英雄般的使命,去为地球寻找替代能源。囚犯之间的性活动被严格禁止,只能通过飞船上的"盒子"装置来缓解生理冲动。其中,Dibs博士(朱丽叶·比诺什 饰)将每个囚犯当作实验动物对待,并疯狂致力于通过人工授精来制造婴儿,然而这些实验却一直没有成功,直到她偷偷取得奉行禁欲生活的Monte(罗伯特·帕丁森 饰)的精液...

苌山虎

  熙琏(廉晶雅饰)的儿子俊叙在首尔走失了,伤心欲绝的她带着失忆的婆婆回到老家苌山休养,希望婆婆能早点想起俊叙是怎么失踪的。有一天,熙琏在苌山附近的洞穴遇见一个衣衫褴褛的神祕女孩,或许是同情怜悯,或许是空虚寂寞,熙琏将女孩带回家,打算在找到无名女孩的父母之前照顾她。两人日渐亲近,渐渐地女孩变得好像熙琏的女儿一样,她喊起熙琏「妈妈」,还叫自己「俊希」,容貌与音声越来越像消失无踪的「俊叙」。神秘女孩到来之后,陆陆续续发生难以理解的怪事,熙琏的婆婆先是幻听,然后还被传说中栖息在苌山洞穴的妖物掳走……熙琏能够找回儿子俊叙吗?破碎的一家能在妖怪阴影之下再度团圆吗?

害虫2023

  孤独青年在住宅大楼自设昆虫馆,把各种昆虫和爬虫类视为宠物,蝎子蜈蚣爱不释手。新宠儿是一只外来蜘蛛,暂时给它一个安乐窝,只是掌上明蛛求生欲强,它要逃离禁室,不断繁衍。后代变种夺命巨蛛,大楼到处结满蛛网,居民陷入一片恐慌。基于公众安全理由,警方封锁现场所有出口,死里逃生更是难上加难。凡尼切克首部长片,直视无孔不入的致命威胁,触及社会的阶级歧视,勾起封城恐惧,善用特效与场景空间,拍出令人毛骨悚然血压狂飚的蛛杀危机。

银色星球

  改编自叔叔杰西·祖拉斯基(Jerzy Zulawski)的科幻小说杰作《月球三部曲》,故事描述人类逃离毁灭的地球,飞船坠落在银色星球上,不久后有人开始在星球上进行造神运动,然信徒分化后一派奉此外来政权为神,另一派则视之为魔,人性贪婪的劣根性,在这星球上暴露的一览无遗……  本片被誉为是“一部拍给另一个世界的人看的电影”。影评人一致推崇这部片是导演安德烈·祖拉斯基电影生涯中,最具史观、野心勃勃且兼具后现代主义的科幻哲思电影,也是他重回故乡波兰拍摄的归乡代表作。  这部充满争议的杰作,安德烈以非常风格化又带着原始情欲的方式,传达其所钟爱的命题:一则后现代主义式的寓言。故事的结局,地球人不但改变原本的内在,连外在也慢慢变成介于人与鸟的中间物种。这种由内而外,进而转化成另一物种的隐喻,也为这部犹如政治寓言的科幻史诗,更添加了奇幻色彩。  1977年当影片拍好八成时,新上任的波兰文化助理大臣禁止此片拍摄,并下令销毁场景、布置和服装,直到1986年波兰民主化,本片才跟着其它禁片出土。本片同时也发掘了戛纳影后克里斯提娜·杨达的潜能,拍摄这部处女作不久,她成为基耶斯洛夫斯基及瓦伊达最喜爱的女演员,也成为波兰的国民影后。

用户影评

酉ノ栖

只能当爽文看,无论在哪一部剧,沈浪这种行为都是无脑,没有任何谋略可言

이아루

雨总做梦居然在想这个~~嘿嘿嘿雨总,你的腰还疼吗?[:a狗头:][:a滑稽:][:a嘿嘿:]

须坂紫那

初中就开始追啦!!!超爱雨总的!!!!我的宝宝们啊!!!要一直一直幸福下去啊!!!

JUN

试着打个劫……如果有等级比我低的,可以点个赞

四宫和

好的也行毕竟这烧脑的故事我都不记得谁是谁了😂

山下街

雨总表示:原来都是我自作多情[:aadb盯着:]

上田规代

我是#不健全·盛夏回忆#的第NO.01260814位稀有编号的幸运鹅,羡慕的话就来跟着我一起买起来吧~

홍쏘나

看过小说的透露一下,最后沈浪给种师师办了没啊?

倂秀氏

天天不务正业!

すめし

楚军开场可劲喊。王者之后气的惨。吐槽浪哥啥不敢。血压气到喷地板。